Sleepy Curling

f I've learned anything this morning, it's that curling is not a wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night sport. It's best watched in the afternoon. Plus, it would help me if the Canadian team always had the red rocks. And if there were subtitles when we're eavesdropping on the opponent. And maybe an unexpected crash or something... yeah, I'm saving this for when I'm more awake...